He died doing what he loved, stepping on two small sugar free redbulls wrapped in a shopping bag in the dark

Watched this like 17 times

I need to be pushed off a cliff

getting 300 steps on your day off >

my cat chewed a hole he can escape through in the cat jail so now he must be moved to cat prison

as a mcds worker, this is so true

being the cat's favorite is such an ego trip. like yeah bitch he doesn't cuddle you like that!!!

santa’s off his meds so he’s actually checking the list over and over this year. he’s turning the sleigh around because he thinks he left the stove on

I got a heart like a Truck

texts of two girls who will never see each other again

no sorry I cant come out tonight my jeans are in the wash

cats be like yea I love this area you just cleaned, mind if I make a mess real quick?

yeahhhhh i think it’s time to retire the funny childhood stories

nobody will love me like this fat greedy cat

sorry for all the awful stuff i said when i was right

a hot guy at my apartment was carrying two buckets of cat litter so I yelled "we love a cat dad!!!" and he said "I'm a delivery driver" 😀🔫

whenever guys question me having a straight male best friend out of misplaced insecurity I get so sad because in a past life he was my gay son before it was acceptable to be gay and i still loved him anyway like that’s the vibe there

my parents met as mcdonalds managers and I am now a mcdonald's manager what does this mean . do I get to meet the clown