Might have *done* a thing last night... Actual did. Ordered mesel a Bearpaw longbow... I blame Andrew Macdonald and matthew champion myself and the Waveney Archaeology archery day! #goodtimes

In other news. The Actual Rock is the conductor on this train to London Towne. #lookalikes

Crumbs! As hare and it’s taller than me!

A grand afternoon loosing off with my long bow with Andrew Macdonald, Norfolkgal Helen and Dan, had a great time, laughs, arrows followed by beer. Inspired by matthew champion to get one and I delighted to have done so!

Please fuck off.

Just finished, Will oil it up and send ut to a chum. Bingew! #whittling #lovewood #carving #asabeardcomb #onut

Been out in the woods this morn.

Absolutely stoked to have received my #amikocards from #katieelliott they are so fab, not opened them yet. Featuring design by @anthonyoram Just blimming marvellous! #physicalwellbeing #mentalwellbeing #mindfulness… instagram.com/p/B5nvb1zjR3r/…

To celebrate passing my PhD and Christmas I’ve got an A5 print of my recent illustration of two LRB chaps in the trenches near Plugstreet to give away. If you’d like to be in with a chance to win it just follow me and RT this. I’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve. #ww1

The arnswer moi ole booty - thass blarn in the wind.

Day 1 of 7 #PhotosOfMyLife ( a picture a day for a week, no people, no explanations). You nominate someone different every day. I was nominated by Andrew Macdonald and today I nominate Tim Godden

#BrexitReality I have three questions 1) what time tomorrow is our potential being unleashed? 2) are the FORTY new trade deals being announced throughout the day at regular intervals? 3) is the £350million for the NHS paid on Monday or, in arrears on Fridays?

Hello! Following our break, we are back on Twitter! #equallives #disability #disabilityrights

Quite, quite shocking from Historic England - surely this kind of explicit and tangible social history should be protected and preserved?

Co-Worker Floof giving zero shits about her upcoming 1-2-1. #Homeoffice

Something to make you think of something else

According to today's front pages, lock-down will be eased next week. Don't worry though. It'll be fine. Some of you will die, sadly, but there are an awful lot of Tory grandees and shareholders who feel they've been socially distanced from your wallets for just too long...

I suspect you’ll want this in your life, VK!