I really love "back on my bullshit" because it implies: 1) you have bullshit to be on (proud of you for that); 2) you took a little break (for self-care, maybe?); and 3) now you're back, refreshed, and on your bullshit.

Here is a gift to white people who insist they know what Martin Luther King Jr. would have said. A thread

The University of Alabama had more positive covid tests today than the country of Canada

We've had 6 people drop their ballots into our rental return slot and they all voted for Kanye.

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️

Now do you understand why Republicans suppress Black votes? I hereby declare that the Southern states are not red. They are suppressed.

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

Damn Bitch 😂

We were this close to seeing politicians assassinated live. Y’all think they were gonna give AOC a hug then talk it out had she been in the hall? We’re still not seeing the gravity.

In 2021 if you use the wrong pronoun you getting knocced out on camera no exceptions

Video shows NYPD's new robotic dog in action in the Bronx trib.al/nJF1yEh

CDC Announces It Kind Of Embarrassing To Get Coronavirus This Late In Pandemic bit.ly/3xcumnS

Overwatch why am i so sad all the time

You stop to get food on ur quest