Gods of the Earth/Gods of the Sea. An artwork by Ian Hamilton Finlay installed on the island of Rousay, Orkney, in 2005. (Thread)

Way to guilt-trip a guy with 34 ducks in his collection.

Are you the same guy who dropped his house building targets? Because I’m the guy who started building more council homes than the rest of England combined, exceeded your affordable homes targets & built more homes of any kind than since the 1930s. This is desperate nonsense.

The only option on #nationalscotcheggday

Just look at that!!! Choux bun, peach and cream cheese ice cream, caramelised white chocolate, fresh peach, lemon balm Dessert from heaven right here 🏆

It has officially been 65 years since the Wug Test revealed kids' natural grasp of language rules. Happy wugiversary

My 'mom' lied to me for 18 years

#Schumann complete #organ works on Naxos Records from Tom Winpenny. Glorious music, just awaiting discovery, & Winpenny is the best of guides: tinyurl.com/23n2wp29 Naxos UK

Glazed and stuffed quail sitting on black pudding Sarladaise, Jerusalem purée, red wine

Catch this angelic moment tonight on In Tune BBC Radio 3 at 5.30pm 😇 Preparation for our Late Night Prom this Thursday eve! bbc.co.uk/events/ejqhj5 BBC Singers BBC Proms

Covent Garden’s new concert master: Magnus Johnston has been appointed leader of the ⁦Marge Inalia⁩ Orchestra.

Finally selected my best three parsnips and the washing will now be done which can take some time.

🤝Vladimir Jurowski zum Publikum des KKL Luzern: "Hört auf! Lasst sie doch reden! Bitte. Und dann spielen wir unsere Symphonie, sonst gehe ich jetzt von der Bühne." Danke für Ihre Unterstützung, Vladimir Jurowski! #ActNow #A22 PilatusToday Keystone-SDA news @SRFnews watson News

A tax on 3D printed boilers. I've scrapped it. A ban on the breeding of owls for meat. I've scrapped it. Proposals to force everyone to paint their cars green. I've scrapped that too.

but they were, all of them, deceived for another bin was made,

Literally just dropped one of the most evil conference speeches in recent history then went outside and stood on a guide dog

Tory MP Michelle Donelan: “We are the Party of facts” *VT compilation of Tory lies* Victoria Derbyshire: “There was never a proposal to use 7 bins, we can’t find any council that wants to decide when you can go to the shop & Labour have never proposed taxing meat” #Newsnight

Did you know that Finland gave every homeless person a house and within 6 months 85% had a job and were financially independent. Less crime, less hospital visits, less suffering and even including the cost of the house LESS COST than the UK/USA method of abandonment.

The most disrespectful event happening at the Cenotaph on Sunday will be those who sacrificed themselves for the benefit of this country being 'honoured' by those who have sacrificed this country for the benefit of themselves. #RemembranceSunday #ToriesCostLives