I will never allow adverts that show women in bikinis or fast food adverts, but will allow adverts showing the RAF have spy planes in Cyprus. #China #mayoroflondon

Look what I've help turn London into....A feral shit hole, my globalist friends will be so proud of me. #TheTraitors #planecrash

Think it's absolutely right that Keir Starmer is insisting that we send British men to the Russian border. Once they have been killed we can move all the illegal immigrants into their property, thus saving the taxpayer billions. Elon Musk #UkraineRussiaWar

In conjunction with TfL, we are delivering the first of 15 affordable housing tents on Park Lane. These will house London's professional beggers, and come with an outside toilet. #netzero Elon Musk #GoodBadUgly #mayoroflondon

Here I am with Angela Rayner who is 5ft 2. #TwoTierKier

My wife bought me an aged 7-8 years old coat ...and it's still to big. #London

From Monday 6th April , I am increasing stop & search in London. If you are found not to be carrying a knife or stolen phone, you may be fined. #TrumpTariffs #mayoroflondon

I believe it's right to decriminalise Cannabis. That way my crime figures would be lower. I have decriminalised Rape, murder, shoplifting and robbery in London and our crime figures have never looked better. Metropolitan Police #jenrick

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At last I become a Sir for services to Increased knife crime Congestion Rape Murder Michael Bloomberg I believe I fully deserve this. People keep screaming "arise Sir Khunt. #Apple #Halal #

And this is why I was knighted. I have been instructed by my globalist friends to turn London into a 3rd world shit hole and I've succeeded. Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 Katie Hopkins

Thanks to our partnership with Lime TfL and Westminster City Council cyclists can now use taxi ranks to dump the bikes. And we will only charge sorry fine £33K for the privilege #London

Whilst I was at #Wimbledon2025 yesterday with my 4 security guards in my new suit, the chap on the right will never get to buy one, thanks to my policies dictated to me by #c40cities , but anyway thanks Wimbledon #Chelsea #llabour

x.com/Helim0101/stat… We are going even further, we are implementing "mind the stab" markings in blood red in Hackney Council Camden Council This will definitely stop crime. #London #Gaza

In 2023 it cost the Metropolitan Police £38,162.91 per arrest at the Notting Hill Carnival. Due to our reactive policing for the rest of the year, where we have 10 officers in a van going to Pret for lunch, our costs are over £500,000 per arrest. #NottingHillCarnival

Just come back from Spain as I wanted to avoid the Notting Hell Carnivore, I saw this Spanish flag and reported it to the Policia. They immediately came round and told me to fuck myself, this is Espana, not London... #loveislandreunion #bb27 #NottingHillCarnival2025

I am looking to get this Ad banned as it implies that there are phone thefts in London. This is untrue, we haven't had a phone stolen in the last 28 seconds. #rickygervais #London

#albertbridge we will endeavor to open it when we open Hammersmith Bridge.

Diversity is our strength, especially 45 year old Welsh choirboys.... #goldersgreen