Ladies and Gentlemen, less than 24 hours until we hear this 🚨🎶🤣

Haggis pizza acceptable at last.

Heartbreaking…

Read this thread and now I’m getting adverts for quarter zip jumpers.

Amazon made a physical Holiday Gift Book for adults this year. We’ve come full circle, Print is a breakthrough medium to reach distracted consumers.

No Tesco, why don't YOU round up my total to the nearest pound for charity. You're the billion pound company, not me.

I'll tell you what goes on here. 🧵

Threave Rovers vs Stranraer showcasing Scottish football at its finest.

Imagine being an opposition player and facing up to this?

Great effort by everyone. I’ve just donated.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Ah, that’s sad news.

Happy Christmas! Here’s the weather forecast for the first day of my holidays.

Where’s good in the west end of Glasgow for pizza, other than Paesano?

I would heartily endorse this in Scotland. France is considering criminalising listening to music without headphones on public transit 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

thats one way to deal with the neds.

It was 28 minutes after the hour cometh

Thought flares were banned at Firhill…