Heard about this yesterday, thought it was a joke, apparently it's true. It's a terrible idea. Either the format/guest roster is strong enough to hire an actual person to do the interviewing, or the AI Parkinson is a gimmick to carry the show which will wear out quickly.

Why am I on the late shift at work when I could be at Old Trafford basking in whatever mojo Rudd has injected into United. Give me that new manager bounce.

Juror #2 is fantastic, a wonderfully compelling story with amazing performances across the board and plenty to think about. That shit’s cinema.

Americans do exit polls and elections in general all wrong. The people ought to have a clearer idea when and where the axe shall fall.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

James Bond x Metal Gear Artist: @alzandahh

Decided to go through this systematically. Incumbent government performance in wealthy democracies since March 2022, when Ukraine invasion really spiked things upwards: 🧵

We deserved this after all those games where we had a plethora of chances and couldn't frigging score.

Gary Lineker stepping down is a huge loss for Match of the Day, he’s been fantastic basically forever and is going to be one hell of a tough act to follow. Lots of options to replace him, but Mark Chapman surely has to be first in line given how good he is on MOTD2.

Everything’s going to be great forever. But genuinely this time.

I love this so damn much.

Happy Hogswatch! Ho! Ho! Ho!

I hope he does that thing where he basically writes a Twitter essay about how much he liked the movie.