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http://www.mikeshumor.com 14-06-2008 16:57:04
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Some people find fault like there was a reward for it.
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Two dorks are on opposite sides of the road
One asks the other 'how do I get to the other side of the road?' Then the other one said 'You dork! You're already on the other side!'
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The formula for success is too much like the formula for a nervous breakdown.
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'The greatest fear you face is yourself.”
“Being fearless means putting yourself out there and going for it, no matter what.” - Kobe Bryant
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Political humor ...
'One of Biden's debate conditions was not having an audience… So that explains why it's on CNN.” Jimmy Fallon
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What is a computer's favorite kind of shoes?
ReBOOTs!
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The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people
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There are three types of people in the world.
1.Those that can count
2.those that can't.
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Sugar is the only word where ‘su’ makes a ‘sh’ sound.
At least, I’m pretty sure that’s right.
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Stop wanting things that don't want you back. Bob Goff #leader ship #motivation #success #business #entrepreneur #inspiration #mindset #entrepreneur ship #coaching #leader #goals #leader ship development
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You are most like your creator when you're being creative.
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Why do cows 🐄 have hooves?
Because they lactose
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Why will you never starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is around you.
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