What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off.
#dadjoke #SorryNotSorry #CookieBear #dogsoftwitter
Happy Birthday to our Not-funny-yet-funny-dadjoke Master, TCG-Nerd, General Mahamatra Cynoπ ππ
#cyno #GenshinImpact
#εη₯ #γ»γ ηθͺη₯2023
#γ»γ
I went to a zoo the other day. There were no animals there just one dog.
ββIt was a Shitzu.
#dadjoke #SorryNotSorry #CookieBear #dogsoftwitter
Toronto Motorsports stickers have arrived with a distinct Ferrari & Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus red theme though with a Team Penske Acura orange outlier. Many thanks to Marshall Pruett for making me aware of this place up north that's got me in a sticky situation. #DadJoke π¬π
And so I says to 'em, I says... 'Necromancer? I hardly even know 'er!'
#TinyTina #Borderlands #dadjoke #necromancer
Hogwarts delivered a letter to my daughter earlier this morning.
#HappyFathersDay
#DadJoke
#HarryPotter