raspi-tweet (@raspitweet2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Morning Joke: Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it. #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke

STEVE HEWLETT 🏇🎣 🛥👩‍🦳📻🏃‍♂️ (@stevejoseph69) 's Twitter Profile Photo

NSW rider Wendy Peel is heading to Birdsville this weekend Rode a winner at Betoota (Qld) last weekend . Surprised she didn’t get offered a ride in the Banana Cup at Innisfail last weekend #peel #dadjoke

NSW rider Wendy Peel is heading to Birdsville this weekend
Rode a winner at Betoota (Qld) last weekend . 

Surprised she didn’t get offered a ride in the Banana Cup at Innisfail last weekend 
#peel #dadjoke
DadJokeSean (@dadjokesean) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I once asked for a Rum and Coke, and the bartender said "Is Pepsi ok?” I sad: "No, I'd definitely prefer Rum." #Dadjoke #Joke

Lord Robert Williams (@robert1williams) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was in line at the bank when a man got pulled from the queue & escorted out by security, just for having flames tattooed around his bicep. Apparently, they don't allow fire arms in the building. 🤣😂 #dadjoke #dadjokes

raspi-tweet (@raspitweet2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Evening Joke: A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel. #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke

CoolSnowGlobes (@coolsnowglobes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Were you hoping for a rock joke? Let me see what I can dig up...🤔 . . . #CoolSnowGlobes #Snowglobes #summer #summerfun #homedecor #interiordesign #outdoors #giftideas #dadjoke

youtapit (@youtapituk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A keyring that tells dad jokes. Tap with your phone → instant random dad joke. No app, no battery, no setup needed. 👉 Dad Joke Generator Keyring: youtapit.co.uk/dad-joke-gener… #DadJokes #GiftIdea #dadjoke #giftforhim

raspi-tweet (@raspitweet2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Morning Joke: What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars #dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke

Horatio Sportsfluffer NZ (@sportsfluffer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hilarious Dad lifts the grocery divider at supermarket checkout then claims the person in front of him can pay for his groceries. #dadjoke #truestorytoday #greatnewzealander #comedygold

Hilarious Dad lifts the grocery divider at supermarket checkout then claims the person in front of him can pay for his groceries.
#dadjoke 
#truestorytoday 
#greatnewzealander
#comedygold