bet u feel dumb right now

While photographing the Arctic Ocean, a seal came up to breathe.

your unemployed friend after you ask him what he's been up to:

She was way too cool for any of these guys

relax!!

A Maine Coon owner built his cat its very own subway system at home — complete with tunnels and stations

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day

post-hangout affirmations -i was normal -there are at least 2 or 3 people alive who are worse to spend time with than me -no one wants me to die -nobody noticed when i missed my mouth a little bit & spilled some diet coke down my shirt

she knows she's being recorded 🥰

Pet that dawg

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ridiculous levels of sauce in this picture

And she’s just smiling cause she thinks that’s her granny💔💔💔

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in

when you're dating a sorcerer more experienced in magical spells than you are and you realise there's a problematic mage gap

how it feels to drink a diet coke at 8:30 am

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

this is fmu 😭😭😭😭