No i like him

is soup… hydrating? does soup hydrate you?

“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside

[Me playing stupid games] Hahahahah this is great. cant wait to see the awesome prizes

airdropping this to everyone else in jury duty

The baba has started to walk about like an auld fella

*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants

“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971

Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.

i can’t wait to fix this but for right now it’s cracking me the fuck up

“the horrors persist but so do we” actually the horrors are kind of lapping me right now

i love when people ask me for advice because it’s like Russian roulette. for every one good idea i have five suggestions that will ruin your life

me: what should i dooooo
nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans

i'm just on here posting my relatable content slop and every few days someone DMs me like 'i wish you would kill yourself'

Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview

“god has a plan for you” ok well i have some notes for him

accidental pregnancy? you mean a common misconception?

getting really into film scores is awesome: what if every time one of your favorite artists released a new album you got to hear it for the first time on theater-sized speakers. feels like a no brainer for a creative hobby

unfortunately i am spending my one wild and precious life mostly eating thai food on the couch

hey sorry i'm late. i was thinking about all the opportunities i have squandered