He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

This dude Game Pass woke up today and said I don't give a fuck about your backlogs

An amazing thread...

crazy that the most-viewed English Wikipedia article of 2022 was Jeffery Dahmer, probably bc of the Netflix show. He got 54 million views, which is 4 million more views than the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine (#2) and 10m more than 2022 World Cup (#3)

This is why I order a family bucket at KFC. No one is left behind

Very, very, VERY well played, FT Alphaville ft.com/content/290bdb…

I'm never deleting twitter 😂

Two elderly English ladies greeting each other

Interesting Hunt acknowledges it's highly marginal given that if the Tories had the slightest chance of a majority it wouldn't be. He has a notional majoriry of 12k! It's in Surrey ffs!

Aren’t u on tele

As Starmer announces his first cabinet, confirmation of the one individual staying put:

Some more much-needed positivity on your timelines here The fundraiser for the arson-attacked Spellow Hub Library in Liverpool has raised more than £180,000 in just three days Several famous faces have contributed liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…

By all means repost this, @ElonMusk

Arrived outside the Steve Jobs Theatre, ready for the #AppleEvent