i think a quick fling of a marriage in your 20s is kinda chic

sent dms to a bunch of really cool popular tattoo studios across the country asking if they wanted to guest spot me n my tooth gems and most of them said yes so I have now accidentally gotten in my bag

There’s a mirror in my parents’s house that could give body dysmorphia to a dog

okay so… there’s this thing called telling your friends you love them and me and my friends well… we’ve gone pro

hottest man on sex and the city idgaf... i'd be at his bar every day giggling like "you're so funny steve :3"

Will never miss a chance to argue!

left twitter bc im mad at u

Your employed friend at 10pm at on a Wednesday

Babe it’s not cheating it’s for my adhd

its date an older woman fall

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

(horniest a guy has ever been) watcha readin

Bridgerton would be better with vapes

i hate polyamory. it ruins the sanctity of cheating.

not sure who to vote for. which one is more biphobic?

I always forget how hot Minneapolis makes me

Begging tooth gem techs to stop acid etching