The government is handing over policing of the largest Freeport they are creating to a company they themselves describe as “a pirate”, and which happily admitted breaking the law. Rishi’s big idea continues to unravel in the new Private Eye, in shops now.

You've heard the legends about snakes and shamrocks, but Saint Patrick was a real person who lived 1,500 years ago. And he even wrote a (sort of) autobiography. So here's the life of Patrick — in his own words...

Every time....

Bee season tips

How you know they're a keeper

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Today I have written to the Prime Minister about the conduct of one of his members of parliament, ex-PM Liz Truss.

This may be obvious but it’s true.

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Derry, Ireland.

One for allt racists 👀 Satire in case it int obvious 🤦‍♂️

Stop sharing the #FarageRiots hashtag - it's upsetting poor Nigel Farage. Please do NOT retweet. #UKRiots

God bless this woman. She knows what community is all about. ❤️

Cat adopts a human. 😁😁😁😁

Legend

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

Roy Keane is comedy gold 🤣

I'm an old man. Graduated HS in 1965. Fought in Vietnam. Fought against the war. Protested for The Environment™. I never thought I'd live to see the day when a genuine Bond villain was running the US space program and a Nazi with multiple convictions was running for President.

Word of the day is ‘laughter-lit’ (19th century): animated and restored by laughing alongside others. That is what Janey Godley gave to many of us.