Everything, Everywhere, All On One Plot

Matt Pocock For me, it was “Don’t be afraid to read the code. At the end of the day, all code is mostly for loops, variables, if/else and arrays. It’s okay to not understand all the details”

I have a plastic cutting board. I avoid microplastics by using dull knives

therapy isn’t enough. i need to recalibrate a smart board

Hot take: behavioral interview questions (“Tell me about a time…”) should be sent to candidates in advance. Reasons to send in advance: 1. More time to comb through their whole career to find a good example is a *good thing*. Otherwise you can’t tell the difference between

They need to create a Pulitzer category for headlines just for whoever wrote this.

“Your memories on Facebook” is a great feature because it reminds me to delete my cringey posts from when I was 12

I will never get over this tweet.

[bene gesserit voice] text me when you get home

There is nothing more humbling than being defeated by child-resistant packaging

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.

This never gets old

is this anything?

Waited almost 20 years to make this joke

"Say Drake"

in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies