being alive is great because there are so many different aiolis to try. but then of course there are also the horrors

they need to invent an invisibility cloak where if you are wearing a cute but possibly revealing outfit only people who aren’t disgusting perverts can see it

i do a little something called intermittent feasting. it’s where i eat a huge breakfast and then a massive lunch and then a big ass dinner. then i go to sleep

Had to explain to my mother that the guy panhandling outside the hiring grocery store probably doesn't have a home address or a vehicle and that's why he can't get a job there, and she was STUNNED to know those things are requirements.

you’re laughing. queen elizabeth is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

Something inside me yearns for another chaotic era, but domesticated me is much happier and healthier

Anytime a so-called Alpha Male talks about Grind Set this is what they sounds like.

Congratulations, Brandon Johnson! Chicago will have a mayor that stands for the people, not entrenched special interests and political insiders. I’m thrilled to see what he does for the city’s public schools and beyond.

Hot take but adults harassing 9 year old girls at public events bc they have short hair is bad actually. This man is running for office.

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done

So he can no longer vote for president but can still be one. Cool country

If you can be a felon and be president, they need to remove felon off of all job applications, rental applications, and professional certifications. If the highest position in the land can be taken by a felon, all positions should follow suit.