Mike “Wags” Wagner is the best TV character I’ve encountered since Tyrion Lannister. Why does David Costabile not have an Emmy? My god this must be such a fun role to play. And it’s so much fun to watch. #Billions BILLIONS

What the hell has been going on with Google products? Been trying to upload things to Drive from my phone. Failing every time. They’ve had a bad few weeks in terms of reliability. #Google

Can we talk about the hand sanitizer that makes it smell like I just took a bath in a bottle of patron? Wtf? 🤢

Win or lose.... we all got Steve Kornacki tonight. And for that... everybody wins. MSNBC #georgiaresults #SteveKornacki #GASEN #MSNBC

Whatever happens with the rest of this game... #Heinicke deserves to a fucking medal. Way to show up for your moment my guy. #EaglesFan

Per NFL Network... Doug Pederson has been fired as the Philadelphia Eagles head coach. Amen!!! #FlyEaglesFly  #DougPederson #Eagles

This is almost more appealing. 😂

Let’s get this man a pup!

nfl says it’s giving 250 million to combat systemic rascism - Hmm- how about letting Colin Kaepernick back into the league ?

If you’re telling me your business is going to be bankrupted when you’re forced to pay your employees $15/hr. I’m not thinking about “govt. over-reach”. I’m thinking you’re not very good at running a business. Or you’re just an asshole. 🤷‍♂️ #LivingWage

This woman is a friend of a friend. Her daughter is in need of a miracle. If you’re a prayer warrior. Please pray for her. If you’re a good vibes person, please send ‘em. 🙌🙏🙌 For Molly.

Every time I hear The Stone Roses, I get annoyed they didn’t make more music. Not just disappointed... but annoyed. #WeGotRobbed #StoneRoses

What you all do with and to your bodies is your business. Except you, Michael Strahan! #RIPStrahanTeeth 😢 #michaelstrahan dailysnark.com/2021/03/30/mic…

#Moderna Number 1. Thank you #HealthcareHeroes

Whoever is overseeing the content on Oracle Red Bull Racing’s TikTok needs a contract. Great stuff. #f1

Literally 80% of the letter is the word “Queue” are silent. It’s like the letter Q had to go to work but was stuck babysitting his siblings... so they just went with him. (I’d hashtag the letter Q but that shit got corrupted long ago.)

I told one of my clients I was needing more visual content for the socials. They sent me this photo… and I’ve never enjoyed my job more in my life.

Hey The New York Times. Keep it free, keep it simple, keep it common words… and we’ll all be fine. #wordle #Wordle227 #NYTWordle