#Eastenders i’m outta love, set me free

you can catch a hundred jellyfish fail a boating test cause you’re spongebob squarepants

how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato the illustrious stick of butter:

Open to reveal the six new episodes of BLACK MIRROR ⬇️

a biopic about the beatles? they already made a bug’s life!

A new adventure for Professor Layton and Luke begins in Professor Layton and the New World of Steam, launching on #NintendoSwitch and #NintendoSwitch2 later this year.

Just bought a double vodka coke in Clapham

I made infinity on high in animal crossing 😁🩵

Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man

THEY HAD CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?

i still sing so many fob songs wrong but i'm not gonna look up the lyrics. if patrick stump wanted me to know what he was saying he would have enunciated

hate this new google docs "ask gemini" feature. if i wanted to get misinformation from a gemini i'd talk to my mother

crosswords are so easy honestly

greatest reality competition show of all time

this….. is the most profound edit i have ever seen in my life