"I need book recs" *has 1000 books on my tbr*

Me: [print] Printer: You're low on ink Me: What? I just bought ink P: You're low on magenta Me: I want to print in black P: You need magenta Me: wtf I just need black & black is full P: magennnnta Me: [buys and installs $30 magenta cartridge] Me: [print] P: So, about your cyan

The fact that there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell tell you a bit about traffic volume.

What exactly do people think goes down here during the wintertime

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend, I ask my 47 open work tabs

When you have to go shopping but need to kill Bill first.

Usually at 4:37 on a Friday afternoon

“Colonel” needs to stop playing in my face!!!!

A book itching to be written

by age 30 you should have: - acid reflux - a friend you only call by their last name for reasons no one can articulate - a fingernail that grows a bit strange due to The Injury - 12 boxes of unsorted miscellaneous junk at your mom's house that you refuse to take or throw away

Your leg hit this mf and you as good as dead 😂😭

The way I would watch this on repeat.

At least once a week

Happy Halloween to this family.

The truth of this, though

"Well-written with lots of intrigue. . . [KILLING ME SOFTLY] leaves you wanting more and more and you can’t wait to find out what happens." -Bianca Maria Oancea, LibrosMillones.Blogspot.com (A Million Books) loom.ly/2Mm_Bd0