'Jason Kelce does not wear underwear' is not something I thought I'd hear my mom say tonight.

When the white boys refuse to leave Augusta.

*Jason Day comes out and puts his sweater over Scottie’s head*

When you get money back from the government

Best way to disrespect a little man is to pick him up.

Wood respect wood

Tiger has now made more consecutive cuts than Mark Davis’s barber.

Jason Day tomorrow morning

I've always thought it would make for a good movie to imagine that right before or after someone's death, whether they were innocent or guilty of something would be revealed. Just thinking about that today for no reason at all.

It’s giving $250 million Problem Child 2

Johnny J. Blige

When your first tornado warning scores you an extra bottle.

Me tearing into a Flintstones push up

All y’all who stare directly into the eclipse are gonna be like

To be fair, his throat was VERY SORE.

If you can’t find eclipse glasses…

You better not look directly into this eclipse either.

Probably my favorite thing about Disney+ and ESPN+ is the way they constantly sign me out for no apparent reason.

Me looking at that thing I can’t reach on the top shelf.