"cats teach people about consent" Dude every cat owner I know grabs that lil fucker and squishes them close to their face and goes "you are my stinky lil man and you are all mine forever *smooch*" and then drops them on the floor like so much dirty laundry

I have tried so hard to like that damn cauliflower gnocchi from Trader Joe’s and I just can’t, it’s so gross to me

another photo series from my roommate...wonder who it could’ve been...

I’ve reached the point in the school year where I’m hitting snooze in my sleep 😅

olivia rodrigo: i’m so sick of seventeen / where's my fuckin' teenage dream? me, 27: wow so true bestie

Last summer: This summer: cry yell

do y’all remember the waterfall braid hairstyle that was really popular in like 2011??

I have a really irrational hatred of golden goose sneakers I’m just….. a hater honestly!! however there is nothing you can say that convinces me they’re worth more than I’d pay for light up sketchers

This is MY DAD. Like I didn’t find out until college that he was recruited by The Astros??

sorry but pad see ew deserves the reputation pad thai has

I mean, I let someone nowhere near as hot as Dylan O’Brien treat me the way he treated Taylor in this All Too Well music video so I get it

taylor swift has now emotionally destroyed me in film form as well

the funniest thing is when you wear a top bun to the airport and security has to pat down your bun

i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died

me showing up to any date: “sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come”

I just went on a date and I kid you not the guy FACETIMED HIS MOM in the middle of it . . . I-

Wordle 258 2/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 proud of this one

men on dating apps who write “let’s skip the small talk and meet up” are seriously underestimating how much i think men are going to kill me

can I put planning a bachelorette party in Nashville for 15 girls on my resume or what