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(Slightly Silly Party)

Can he do one thing, just one thing, that isn't catastrophically irresponsible. He's like a mathematical equation for shite.

Can’t face #bbcqt tonight but I’ll make a prediction…

Bim Afolami will churn out a load of fag packet Tory mathrobatics only to be have his kecks pulled down to his ankles by Joseph Stiglitz, who can actually count, and understands socioeconomics…

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Challenge. What would some people be without dark money and online boosting?

Steve Bannon: Mid Ranking Amphet Dealer
Liz Truss: Regional Sales at Failing Photocopying Company
Douglas Murray: Bullying Prep School Master
Raheem Kassam: Karaoke Club Owner

Do add your own

Brilliant from Domino's Pizza UK ⏬️

'just had Boris Johnson come in and try and vote ' 😂 😂

Today Johnson, who introduced Voter ID, forgot to take it with him to vote 👀

#LocalElections #Dominos

Didn’t know I had a pedometer in a default app on my phone.

Anyway, I did 20,600 steps today traipsing around Hornsey and Crouch End on behalf of Sadiq Khan for London mayor.

Your polling station is a round trip of a couple of hundred steps.

Vote before 10!

LONDON: time is running out.

Low numbers of people voting means there is a real risk the Tory candidate could win.

Here's what's on the line:

❌ Free school meals cancelled
❌️ TfL fares to rise
❌ London’s air made toxic again

Vote now - by 10pm: iwillvote.org.uk

DOLLY IS STILL #MISSING

Dolly was last seen in Heysham #Lancashire #la3 on 7 March 2024

Veterans have been discovering today that their veterans' photo ID isn't valid for use as Voter ID. But it's all OK, because Johnny Mercer MP is sorry. Don't worry about being disenfranchised, despite electoral fraud being vanishingly small in the UK.
theguardian.com/uk-news/articl…

Odd post from ⁦Rt Hon Johnny Mercer⁩ ⏬️

Mercer says news the Veteran ⁦Adam Diver⁩ who was turned away when he produced his Veteran ID Card as Voter ID is 'fake news from a fake bloke'.

Yet all newspapers reporting the story with govt comments.

#LocalElections2024

“Among people who did not vote in May last year, 4% said this was because of voter ID. If this figure went up to 5%, it could mean about 800,000 people staying away from the polls at a general election.”

Ignore the Tory narrative, this is entirely deliberate election tampering.

'Military personnel prevented from using their Veteran's ID to vote'

If Johnny Mercer knew the Veteran ID Card was not accepted as Voter ID, then to be efficient, why not notify all those who had received one of that fact?

#LocalElections #ToryChaos theguardian.com/uk-news/articl…

Vote tactically.

Fuck the Tories.

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