At this time yesterday, the NWS Norman office had issued 13 tornado warnings since the beginning of the year. Whenever the next one is issued, it’ll be number 75. #okwx

When the National “Blend” of Models forecasts 118 mph wind gusts at your house.

📢For the fire weather community📢
A Fire Weather Meteorologist position is now open at the Rocky Mountain Coordination Center, working on behalf of the National Park Service. Located in Lakewood, CO. More information here: usajobs.gov/job/783674800 & linkedin.com/jobs/view/3873…

For detailed forecasts:
weather.gov/denver and mobile.weather.gov have daily and hourly forecasts for an exact location.
Latest snow forecasts and probabilities for Colorado are at weather.gov/denver/winter.
CDOT Road Information is at cotrip.org.
#cowx

Got this news at 3am this morning, I could have bench pressed our U-Haul with the amount of rage coursing through my body.

.Paul Sun-Hyung Lee on 🔥 right now.
Guy’s been blowing up!
Perfect Uncle Iroh!!!

INSANITY: Micah Parsons; the best pass rusher has not drawn a holding penalty in 42 quarters.

10 and a half games….

Though according to video Micah Parsons has actually been held over 23 TIMES IN THE 42 QUARTER.

ZERO CALLS FROM THE #NFL REFS, INCLUDING THIS ONE👇🤯😳

Cannot catch a break with our water.💦

2 weeks ago we finally finalized all the repairs and renovations from a water leak that happened 3.5 months ago.

This morning we woke up to a burst pipe outside our house at our water meter.

Plz Lord, make it stop. 🛑

*whispers* if the teams were reversed the shows would be teeing off on Dallas like a piñata on Monday

THIS!!
Even if he did report, he was ineligible because he was covered on the play. Illegal formation, ineligible receiver downfield, take your pick.
The Lion’s were not robbed, they gambled and had 3 chances to execute and ultimately didn’t.

Report or No report… he can’t be covered by another WR which he was(unless I’m seeing things), so would have been a penalty either way…??? Bummer way to end a good football game…

🚨Big Life Announcement Thing🚨

I’m excited to finally share that I’ve accepted a position with the Fire Weather Testbed, located in Boulder with the Global Systems Laboratory. I’ll be starting in mid-January and we’ll be looking to relocate to Colorado in the coming months.

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 5: December 5th

“Three Little Birds” and🕊️
“Lava” from Pixar’s Lava,🌋
Echo through the day🎤

“Two Oruguitas”,🐛
Dirty Heads’ “Crow Bar Hotel”🐦‍⬛
Are babe’s lullabies🎶

Bardic efforts strive👨‍🎤
To entice Theo to sleep.💤
This dad’s sacred charge🫡

Too easy 😉 NWS Storm Prediction Center Univ. of Oklahoma

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 4: Dec 4

“Sleep when baby sleeps”😴
Is quaint but absurd council
One gives new parents

Shall I then prepare👨‍🍳
To feast when the babe doth feasts?🍖
Or bathe when babe bathes?🚿

A moot point as he
Forsakes slumber’s sweet embrace
And woefully weeps😭

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 3: December 1st

I witness my son 👶🏼
Defecate in front of me 💩
As he squirms, unfazed.

Golden, liquid poo 🤢
Adorns the changing table
As I watch in shock😳

I hasten to cleanse 🧼
In horror I plead for aid 🙏
And God replies: No. 👎

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 2: November 30th

Feed, Play, Chill, & Sleep 💤
The ceaseless cycle repeats
With structured chaos

As my thoughts descend😵‍💫
Into madness, his smiles
Warm my weary heart❤️

Soon thereafter flows
A tide from his tiny lips.🤮
One more onesie soiled