So 87% of attendees can't tie their own bow tie?

All you need to know about the collapse of American journalism is its utter conviction that it has sufficiently addressed the existential threat to America - and to the journalists' own freedoms and perhaps lives - that Trump presents and if that isn't enough well too f'ing bad

Going to need proof of life on all these puppies….seen here with Kristi Noem on 1/9/24

SCOOP: Know for a fact that the super ritzy preserve where Kristi Noem hunts pheasant supplies the dogs for you (& stocks the birds as well). Her Comms Dir confirmed this to me in 2020. It costs about $9000 a day & is where she hunts pheasant & you don't need your own dog at all

The Judge doesn't need me to tell him he's right

Most ominously SCOTUS not only tipped itself on pre-judging this case, but that if given a critical 2024 Election case about Trump it will rule for him, then make up the reasons

SCOUT IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Longwood and Hewitt Avenues. He's 10 pounds and chipped: 900235000846037. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT SCOUT!

NY TIMES SOURCE: We ARE vindictive little shits who would risk democracy over our publisher AG Sulzberger’s petty grudge against Biden

AND ALITO SHOULD GO TO GITMO: Real SCOTUS news? They’re fixing the election for Trump

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Kristi Noem is a fucking ghoul. But we already knew that.

She proudly tweeted a disgusting trophy hunter pic last year of a beautiful black bear she killed for 'sport.'

She did an anti Covid campaign ad with her proudly shooting a bird out of the sky.

And apparently she…

Guns don’t kill puppies, Governors kill puppies

Kristi Noem killed a dog like Aldo. He is a German Wirehaired Pointer and he’s the kindest, most dedicated creature you can imagine.

The Gov of South Dakota claimed her GWP was a bad dog. That’s bullshit. Here’s the thing about pointing dogs like this: All you have to do is…

SCOUT IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Longwood and Hewitt Avenues. He's 10 pounds and chipped: 900235000846037. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT SCOUT!

ALITO SHOULD WAKE UP IN GITMO. The Christofascist Court not only made shit up to cover for Trump but will again if there’s an Election Case this fall

And NYT source: we ARE punishing Biden for refusing to do an interview

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Oh, look. Donald Trump has a review on Amazon promoting Noem’s puppy killing book.

NY TIMES SOURCE: We ARE vindictive little shits who would risk democracy over our publisher AG Sulzberger’s petty grudge against Biden

AND ALITO SHOULD GO TO GITMO: Real SCOTUS news? They’re fixing the election for Trump

GET FRIDAY’S COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/bdezjnfj

Why does the guy on the right have an ass for a face?

Lol

Trump is likely to upset his supporters here who lean toward RFK Jr.

Trump just said he would chose Biden over RFK Jr.

Trump attacked RFK Jr.’s sincerity on vaccines, claiming his positions are “fake.”

Biden only had to beat one challenger, Dean Phillips, to win the 2024 nomination. Back in the real world, some of us had to beat out multiple cousins to inherit our multinational publishing businesses.

by A.G. Sulzberger

Does anyone know what the statute of limitations for animal cruelty is in South Dakota? Asking for no reason in particular ….