Yeah, totally didn’t see that one coming...

And still as funny as ever too, apparently.

No doubt you are. ... right.

... You never know when to stop, do you?

Language. And I'm not even going to open that.

And you're a cock. Pun intended.

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Long day. Week. Month. Existence.

Obvious airy smooch is our code.

Guess who I found passed out on the floor this opening because they were too drunk to make it onto their motel bed?

Sure, next time I'll carry you to bed like a princess.

What? No. I'm asking if you want to be treated like a princess. . . Princess.

/ would love some banter on here. . to get back into character.

Your words did worry me a little, though.

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Sounds fake. You’re at least 80% pie and beer.

A complacent, knowing smile appears on his features. “… So?” If he is sending him to go fetch some again, he might fight him.

A deep, tired sigh. He’s still not taking the keys, just staring pointedly at his brother. “I’m not your maid, Dean.”

It barely even started…