I’m quite sure that the generic cereal in the bags are even better than the brand names. #fridaynightrevelation #gettinglitupinhere #mycereals

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that my son did not, in fact, make me a gingerbread man with boobs. He made me a reindeer. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #anyonesmistake #oops #gingerbreadcookies #reindeer #niceeyes

#struggling

Oh please, iPhone face recognition... don’t be acting like you don’t know it’s me with a coffee cup up to my face...

Tonight I go to bed with hope and gratitude. Tonight I go to bed feeling like an American, not a “stupid democrat” or a “left wing radical” or a “bleeding-heart liberal”.

I think the NFL should make “Illegal Use of Face” a call, starting with Steve Belichick. #NFL #BucsvsPats #Buccaneers #Patriots #SteveBelichick #illegaluseofface