Anyways here’s what happens when you try to take a photo with your horse and his boyfriend barges in, pushes him out of the way and demands to be star of the shot

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up? benadryl: in a sense

The hunt for treats (God he looks so dirty I swear he gets groomed)

drunk hannibal pt. 1/2

Very homophobic of the universe to force me to learn how to use discord at my old age

i was just at airport security. i have a hitachi in my bag and asked if i could avoid taking it out. guy helpfully announced to the room that i needed my bag privately examined. then while i was waiting to get it checked i turned around and mads mikkelsen was standing next to me.

The good news: I was brave and let someone beta my work The bad news: I am now too anxious to read their feedback

Thinking about the “Belle is my favorite Disney princess” to monsterfucker pipeline

Every day I make a good social media post, and every day autocorrect whips my dyslexic ass and riddles it with mistaken words my brain can’t pick up when I do a quick scan before hitting post

alt ladder scene

When you get too lazy to stand around waiting for the blacksmith and use your mud monster as a couch

bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now

Would any #fannibal out there want some Nigel fabric? I ordered extra yardage ages ago and don’t want it going to waste collecting dust in my house. It would be $23/yard plus shipping. Let me know if you’re interested and how much you want, and I’ll get the fabric out tonight.

1 7/8 of a yard left, plus a bag of large scrap I’m happy to take $10 for + shipping. There’s enough scrap to make small pouches or a purse/backpack.

Sold out! I may open a special order for more if there’s interest.