"No Shawn, we are not going to Bonnaroo this year just because Tears for Fears is going to be there."

I feel like this account should have been hacked at least once by now. #OhHeyThere #StayWarm

Juliet would kill Shawn if she knew about the Snapchats of her snoring that he sends me on the reg 👀 😂

If the T-Birds aren’t in the SB, I root for the team with the most #PlayaQB. It was tough this year, but have to stick with the #Seahawks.

…birds of a feather and whatnot.

Seattle…C’mon son!

I’m hungry like a mug.

Friday the 13th? C’mon son, that’s child’s play. Let me tell you about Tuesday the 17th, playa.

Awwwwwwwww yeeeaaah RT George Wallace: Shout out to various kinds of sandwiches.

Brackets busted, girl? Don’t worry, in mine I have you and I going all the way. Awwwwwwwww yeeeaaah. #PlayaMove

Awwwwwwwwww Yeeeaaah RT YA BOY BILL NYE: I TOLD U MY BOY PLUTO WAS MAKING A COMEBACK. STAY POSTED, HE DOIN BIG THINGS pic.x.com/xJptvBaGFS

Don’t you forget about me.

“No, Shawn, a tie two years in a row is a travesty. You know nothing about The Bee.” #SpellingBee

.Craig B. Lefevre Not The Actor Known As Dule Hill NASA It's always #PlutoTime somewhere!

No, Shawn, I would make a great Marty McFly in a BTTF remake. You don’t even know.

Helloooooo. RT pourmecoffee: Nice. “The Women who Power NASA’s New Horizons Mission to Pluto” nasa.gov/feature/the-wo…

Hey girl, can I call you Pluto? Because you get even more beautiful the closer I get. #PlayaMove

Hey girl, can I call you Donald Trump? Because I'm strangely attracted to your nonsense.

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Wait. Now they are just going to have another 9th planet and act like Pluto never existed?? #CmonSon