I hate PENDING payments.. Just take that shit & go😭

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

"I called you" Me😭:

pretending idgaf after seeing something that made my heart drop to my ass

their beef was so SERIOUS 😭

Nobody: Me trying to love my enemies as Jesus told me to:

Ok but why did the downfall of civilization have to happen during my 20's though

Them: I just can’t drink water plain Me:

I just want my current salary and a 2002 economy. is that too much to ask?

The scariest place to be is where God isn't.

who sleeps with a blanket while the fan’s on? me:

when you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually two minutes before your alarm goes off

"I need to talk to you" Me automatically

Sometimes this is not enough.

Me at 2:30am wondering how many hours of sleep I'm going to get