From now on when someone asks me 'how's it going?' i'm going to answer honestly and just start screaming.

my favorite tweets are ones that don't end the way you expecto patronum.

After more then 24 hrs in lock up, our comrade @sikk412 has been released. Thank you everyone for your support. #dcferguson #freesikk

RT Luciano as a *`-.-`*`-.plantkin.-`*`-.-'*, I have embraced my true self- kale. Vegetarians are murders.

.🎃💀DeadManda Sopran-Boo👻🍂🍁 yeah, but you still gotta make me that fettuccini! #TONYAMANDYNOLA

When the TL poppin' but you gotta cook home girl a gluten free dinner pic.x.com/J9nHXAJu1g

We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons

#fuckwhitesupremacy #fuckthisflag #dcshutitdown #blacklivesmatter

i almost saw the pope but my view was partly obstructed bythe crowd i didn't wholly see him

Pls RT. Help our friend Jessica in her second fight with cancer. Every little bit counts. gofundme.com/staystrongjess…