Public Service Announcement: If you’re an Asian man who harasses Asian women, fuck you. Full stop.

Anybody ever stop to think how absolutely ridiculous it is that over half the population can’t take their shirt off because of what the other half might do to them?

Just posted a photo @ Antoine's Cookie Shop instagram.com/p/BnRqaG1BE6W/…

Co-Founders Tiff and Leon are often asked the story behind the start of #tiffstreats. If you knew the story before, you’ve never seen it told quite like this. And if you don’t know the story, we hope you enjoy it ... Pro tip: the sweetest part comes at the end of the video.

I applaud your bravery Celeste Ng "empathy and thoughtful conversation must be the goal, and the entire Asian community must work together to end the misogynist harassment that prevents it. It is, in this way, a family matter" thecut.com/2018/10/when-a…

Scientists & engineers launched “InSight” from Earth (a moving platform) across 300million miles to arrive where Mars (a moving target) will be seven months later, landing safely to do geophysics at the Martian equator. And you have a problem listening to us about climate change?

Nobody does it alone. Help people,and open yourself up to being helped by others. Pay it forward, always.

Ok I'll call you tomorrow around 10AM PST. Thanks!

De Anza Community College. I own a cookie shop. We sold 375K cookies last year and we only open 300 days a year. Business Insider said we make the best Chocolate Chip cookies in California. I was inspired by my business classes at community college.

Antoine's Cookie Shop Closed on Thursday 10/24-10/25 Because of the Heat Wave - mailchi.mp/98b0a716a66e/a…

We're open today 11AM-5PM - mailchi.mp/142a28780b0f/a…

This is one of the best cookies I’ve ever eaten in my life. Get yourself a box. antoinescookieshop.com Use promo code ‘Tuesdays’ I’ve had two orgasms since they’ve arrived.

We’re getting tons of orders! It may take a few days for your cookies to ship. @ Antoine's Cookie Shop instagram.com/p/B_NXNP2jePe/…

Movie rec: The Florida Project on Netflix. Kids living in a motel with parents 6 miles from Disneyworld trying to get by and have fun. It’s a scrappy movie but it’s familiar if you grew up without a lot of supervision. Willem Defoe is great in it. Joe List mark normand

If you’re gonna post racist anti Chinese things online, don’t do it from an iPhone, have some respect for the kid who made it.

How cool is it when customers come into my store to talk comedy because of #tuesdaywithstories mark normand Joe List

You pick the cookies, we bake em, pack em, and ship those bastards to you! antoinescookieshop.com/shop/cookies/2

“Hairy Crumb” is out & about folks! These are kooky times and we gotta queef it thru! Sorry for all the technical difficulties, all will be back to normal soon. We love ya. Praise Allah!

The original “too many tabs open”

I'm drawn to people who don't like me, I think it's because we have so much in common.