🐾 No Context Animals

Of all appliance types, vacuums have managed to remain hideous with time, while others have strived for fashionable looks.

Overcome procrastination with a better startegy.

The passive-aggressive twist of the knife is an email confirming unsubscribing from emails.

When did ISPs tell their staff to act depressive and emotional for cancelations? Or is this a chatbot thing now?

I’m not sure what the most covered US song of all time is, but my guess is Mazzy Star’s Fade Into You. (Omitting holiday jingles, happy birthday, church hymns, and similar.)

Ideas for corporate ice breakers: • Worst crime you've ever committed • Most embarrassing medical condition • Favorite family member that died • Future date you expect to quit

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British cuisine. Best in the world.

I don’t think we realized LEGOs were training us for a lifetime of IKEA.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

Ideas: • Sparkling milk • Sparkling French onion soup base • Sparkling pickle juice • Sparkling sea water

Downloaded the new Twitter app after rebrand.

Sustainable data centers should have a certification process branded as = L33D Certification

Startup idea: Four Seasons Total Manscaping

Goodbye, EightShapes. We're closing, although I'll keep doing what I do under a different banner. Read more... eightshapes.com

BREAKING: DOJ Deputy Chief Admits Government Will “Redact Every Republican” While “Leav[ing] All the Liberal, Democratic People” on the Epstein Client List; Says Ghislaine Maxwell Was Moved to a Lower-Security Prison As “A Benefit… to Keep Her Mouth Shut” “She [Maxwell] got

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

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