cinesthetic. I love how complex this scene is. You know good film when you see it, and sometimes that means working with people who don't understand or even -like- your very being, in service of a good end product.

Note ignored toys on floor

It's good to see Barry Scott back with a new cillit bang ad. Hollywood musn't have worked out.

One for city workers:

Anyone who just watched the last leg on channel four, yes that was me in the crowd. #lameclaimstofame

Dog with only 2 legs turned into .gif file. Much, much better than it sounds: i.imgur.com/1vj1DPV.gif

Excellent second hand shop purchase today

Hotel room cleaners: stop moving my toothbrush when you tidy. I put it on the shelf so you don't touch it. Thank you.

Just saw the ISS streak across the sky. That thing can shift

A hero's death

Because I couldn't when I was eight

I don’t usually tweet petitions, but please read & consider signing. submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/64629

Boss just got sausage and egg sandwiches delivered from the cafe. Mine came with a pot of gravy, because I'm northern.

As Tim Vine just said, If this is my last night being British may I just say that I've thoroughly enjoyed it.

RECREATE the fun of kids' tv show 'Knightmare' by getting out of bed for a piss at half-three in the morning. (via Horacio)

MARK the protracted suffering and death on the Cross of Our Lord Jesus Christ by eating mildly spiced fruit buns. (via Thomas Meehan)

Nana nana nana nana Batman.

We live in a beautiful world

Internet, listen... I’m a giver. I give and I give. But now I need you. I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins. Please internet. Please retweet THIS TWEET. Please. A man needs his ‘guins. x.com/greenpeace/sta…