The mad bastard with the sling

Who was that generic northern ‘work until we bleed’ bloke then? Don’t remember his northern banter

‘You live, you learn and you live again’

Zissman was a bae

I’ve made a decision. Zissman is a bae

‘I am your boss. I AM YOUR BOSS’ #apprentice

This is all going to too fast for the banter to flow

Sugar’s unfunny quips tho

Feels weird watching #theapprentice. Pure bittersweet nostalgia. Feels like a different world. Twitter used to unite people. We loved nothing more than a glorious Yewtree arrest or the chance to mock some overconfident corporate bells.

Why does everyone keep saying ‘fat daddy’?

The ‘Joe Wicks is the nation’s PE teacher’ stage of lockdown was when I began drinking heavily

Ruth Badger Ginsburg #apprentice

Okay, Derek #theapprentice

Michaela was a bae but had the glasses of a paedo #apprentice

Thomas could literally sell pillows to Essex bells #apprentice

“Write this down. Tommy the Talking Turtle. He’s not just a toy. He’s brave. He lives on your hand. He’s your friend.” #TheApprentice

So much hate in the TL this morning. Such nasty people.

Tom Craze Amazing

Those four walls have witnessed unspeakable atrocities. Adidungeon