Can you like … stop thinking bout me i can hear you

Who’s tryna slut me out for Valentine’s Day

Thinking about the time Ari and I used to buy 5 dollar bottles of vodka and sit under the pier and think it was a ~vibe~

Couldn’t be me

This man just told me good dick don’t come cheap.... I replied you’re correct, it comes with trauma

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

“6 times??? How long did you shower?” “The water got cold I had to stop” The girls that get it, get it

“my savings account has exactly $520 in it at all times” “why?” “because that’s how much an abortion costs”

i am in full blown tears dude

She ate it

Why do white bitches think a bonnet is an accessory

Group chat chronicles

“It’s not our fault he’s pigeon toed”

i need slutted out .. long overdue i’m talkin make me rethink myself type nasty

Just ate McDonalds on the floor of TJ Maxx hby

It’s so fun to pretend like I’m not a simp until I be fucking simpin, embarrassing

Someone teach me how to be a diy queen

“I didn’t learn APA and I don’t understand”

This weather makes me wanna act like a slut