is 5’11” the straightest height for men to be?

sleep score?? oh u mean how i feel when i wake up, the summation of ten million signals computed by a precisely tuned, nanoscale self healing biological symphony evolved over millennia delivered directly to my senses which i can modulate by thought alone?

thebes The cats may not be learning what we think they are learning.

When I needed a hysterectomy due to severe endometriosis & adenomyosis, I was repeatedly denied Told I “might want kids.” Told I “might meet a man who wants kids” I was left disabled & bed ridden, yet the system continued to try & save my diseased uterus against my will 🧵

Hell yeah AI

Im on slack tabbing between every incident channel. aint no one monitoring the situation like i do.

As you know I'm obsessed with power laws in biology, which is a biological consequence of fundamental principles, like energy conservation from the first law of thermodynamics. Geoffrey West showed how highly optimized biological networks—think blood vessels or respiratory

I lock eyes with a squirrel, walnut in hand. his tiny hands go up in terror and he runs to his stash, but it’s too late. stash emptied. my breath smells nutty. i am the king now. the walnuts belong to me.

The US government sent a totally innocent man to be raped in a foreign gulag

So many people are going to die of disease because of this

going to inject a few peptides and see what happens. Live Más!

peak technology!!

✨ Getting fired tomorrow!! ✨ now i can finally get a gf!!

im so fucking terrible at politics man like dogshit, i could've not gotten fired but I was a moron

this is my life on X dot com

i was like 5 minutes away from turning the PIP against the scumbag manager and i fucking fumbled it

the lion views unemployment as an opportunity to fuck around and have fun

a 55" OLED TV could fix you

wheres the unemployed groupchat at??

circumcision was a mistake