Well, UM admin. has proven its commitment to crapulence by extending me. In 2-3 years, when this program STILL has not beaten Ohio State, STILL has not won the Big Ten conference, and STILL has not even appeared in a playoff game, just remember we’re happy to be mediocre. #dumb

Remember when Harbum was reported as telling recruits it was his “plan” to stay at Michigan? I wonder what those kids are thinking now that he won’t sign. I don’t know that he could damage the program more than if he was trying on purpose. #Harbum

Yup...Jim’s “plan” was to stay. UM is this bozo’s fallback plan. Let that sink in Harbum cheerleaders. UM admin bungled this good.

Michigan Football public enemy #1

Who’s got it better than us

Zach Shaw An off-season wherein Michigan kids don’t go on record w some cringe shit for us to clown on in late October would be wild and unprecedented

Preparing for this next season of Michigan Football with Harbum back for another master class in football futility #Harbum

Seeing people celebrate Gattis resigned and all of Harbaugh’s offseason moves and I can’t help but think of Francis and Art’s Christmas Vacation observations... youtu.be/EN4CQuKkr58 via YouTube

Here’s the moment where we knew the wheels were falling off - Jim losing it because he can’t get a flag to rescue a flailing game plan. First big test = Michigan shits the bed. And that’s with Sparty trying to give the damn game away. #MichiganFootball #Harbum #FacesofFutility

THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State How do you lose with this stat sheet? Coaching.

Michigan Football: winners of the “first half” championship award!! ..still working on that tough second half part.. #FacesofFutility #Harbum

Everyone on the Michigan sideline looks more relieved than excited about winning that game.

So, you see what’s coming to town next week. It’s a top program and a playoff team. We’re going to find out whether this 9-1 record means Michigan is finally up to the challenge of a big game, or whether it’s just another paper tiger season. #MichiganFootball #Harbum

Test time!

Okay, this account now shuts up

Test time.

Ugh…that blank, flummoxed stare is back. Better see some flicker of a clue in these eyes in the second half.

Thanks Bro