C.K Sorry to hear women defending their rights scares you. Maybe go fuck yourself?

Nature’s intricate design, perfectly draped in stripes and silk."

"Wings like silk, color like spring. 🦋"

It was a late night political talk show which didn’t take itself too seriously. And aspired to a sense of humour (needed after Question Time). I didn’t aspire to run the country. Or sit in parliament. So your analogy is pathetic. But thanks for reminding us all what a fun show

Here it is! youtube.com/live/jd1ONzvRf…

A very tired bumble bee sleepy in a flower

My mum lives on a boat and has Starlink. Last weeks bad weather blew her Starlink dish across the deck and wrecked it. She contacted Starlink support, and they told her the warranty doesn’t cover weather damage… but as a goodwill gesture, they’re sending her a brand new one for

Thank you. It was a traumatic thing to experience but nothing as terrible as what my poor Mother endured. The thing I regret is, I’d been doing a two hour journey to the hospital and two hours home, a few days a week, and sometimes staying overnight at local hotels so I could

As promised another clip of the late great Bob Monkhouse . I hope no one at the woke production company RICOCHET are offended . If so … tough . #bobmonkhouse more tomorrow #Tuesday #comedy #ricochet PLEASE LIKE & REPOST so others can enjoy . Would love this to go #viral

No. We are not “too dog-friendly” It’s who we are in the UK. Millions of us. Sod off!

Sometimes the most beautiful things in life are the ones that tread the lightest.✨

For those thinking that as a Tory I’m making a partisan point - I *strongly* preferred it when trial by jury wasn’t a party political issue at all & this fundamental aspect of justice was protected by universal support.

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🦋💛 Blue-tiful

Gorgeous ❤️🦋💛

Triduum time! I’m off to fast, pray and venerate a religious radical who we’d 100% crucify now (and I’m sure I’d write a passable column justifying it “for the sake of social cohesion.”) I have betrayed him many, many times already. “Miserere nobis… dona nobis pace”.

Some amazing tweets on here today and in fact over the last few days from everybody! I feel I almost need not bother writing my own as so many others are speaking so much sense so I’m just retweeting it all. From the dreadful Greens to woeful Reform, the incompetent Labour lot