Little Britain remake looks interesting.

I spent a week as a Deliveroo rider. And learnt a lot.
First up, Deliveroo likes to claim you should earn at least the minimum wage of £11.44 while working. Me?
I worked for 22hrs 50mins, rode 105 miles, did 27 drop offs and earned £120.38.
That works out at £5.28 an hour🧵

Not seen a better example of the “two sides to every story” bit. First up, see this carefully cut clip.

Then see my next tweet.

Those incessantly lying are the far-left cranks, the Islamists, the Neo Nazis, and the useful idiots.

Here’s one of the many lies presently on your timeline Guz, so which one are you?

So once more for the antisemites at the back, and also this desperate prick from BBC News (UK) - the ICJ didn’t rule there is a genocide. It didn’t even rule there’s a plausible genocide. It just said South Africa has the right to make that claim. You fucking morons.

Let me help you out Sadiq Khan with reasons why the Chief Rabbi isn’t a bigot.

1: You called for ceasefire first.
2: No one gives a shit about Manchester.
3: The majority of UK Jews live in London.
4: Under your watch London’s been ground zero for 6 months of hate marches.

Up to your old tricks Eshaan Akbar? Are you really this thick or are you that much
a Jew hater?

(Bonus points for where the hell you want the 96% of British Jews who are Zionists to go? Israel? The place you want destroyed?)

There is no lie Hamas can’t tell that the world won’t gleefully ingest as long as it makes Jews look evil.

Pro-Hamas idiots struggling to tie their shoelaces.

Fuck two-tier policing, at this point I’d settle for any policing.

(Also, Algeria should really really think about implementing the fireworks code).

“Come study at Brandeis University, where you can wear a yarmulke or Star of David and not be assaulted by your fellow students.”

Two of the stupidest movements in the history of progressiveness have fucked and had an even more moronic baby.

If I ever got it together to sign up for longer posts, and was able to better express myself, this is pretty much what I’d say.