Esa experiencia femenina de darte de cuenta de que tienes amigas que en realidad te odian. Wow.

No les da pena gastar agua y energía en eso?

Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que Bad Bunny ganó el SuperBowl.

If anyone had used common sense for a minute, they would've realized that Bad Bunny was not going to make a traumatized 5 year old non-actor give a performance in front of 80,000 screaming people.

Just 3 more months

what a privilege it is to come home and have a cat waiting for you, with their triangle ears and their little meows

if you've never met a cat that likes you that might be a you problem babe

i just wish hollywood put this energy into hating actual abusers and zionists

Me after saying goodbye to that stray cat i met 5mins ago

I really hate the anxiety that comes with corporate life 🫠 It’s Sunday evening and I’m already anxious about the week ahead.

Lo peor es que no saben cuantas veces he escuchado esto últimamente

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to see Taylor Swift

Timothee rising from the ashes within 24 hours. Lisan al Gaib.

De mi boca podrán salir muchas cosas, pero JAMÁS un “feliz día del hombre”.

sabrina carpenter sentindo o clima de la bendita copa libertadores.

I hate the content creation era. Everybody recording themselves doing everything in life. Like my God can we get back to reality.

From being excluded from science and space entirely... To this, Christina Koch, on Artemis II, looking down at the entire planet, just incredible, if this doesn't give you goosebumps you're missing something.

¿Ustedes creen que los biólogos disfrutan matando ejemplares de hipopótamos? Nadie ama tanto a los animales como ellos. Créanme que todas las “soluciones” que a ustedes se les acaban de ocurrir, ellos ya las han analizado Y NO SON VIABLES.

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture