".. Water dog. " He silently corrected, giving a small giggle. ".. Do you like chips? I think I have some crumbs in my pocket.. "

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".. Oh " He frowned, magically tugging out a bottle of diet Smirnoff from his blue sweater. ".. Can you drink thiiiiis? "

Tiny sips from his diet Smirnoff.

{{ I swear he's an adult.

... Sniffle.

Tom, don't cry-- YOU'RE A GROWN MAN, Nope, he's crying.

ANGRILY CHUCKS HIS DIET SMIRNOFF AT THE WALL AND CURLS UP INTO A TINY BALL.

SHARP, MUFFLED WAILING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who you callin' BABY? Tiny sniffle. " .. Ringo ate my crayons---."

" .. But... but they were my special crayons.. " He whispered, voice quavering.

{{ TWITTER GLITHCED ON ME AND FOR A SECOND EVERYTHING WAS SQUARE AGAIN.

ANGRY WAILING. SHOVES HIS HAND IN ONE OF HIS VOIDY HOLES.

{{ old twitter vs new twitter

SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. GOES SILENT,,, Puffs out his cheeks.

.. Pops his hand out of his voidy hole. SQEUAL. " Yes!! "

{{ He's a certified adult I promise. He has his drivers license.

,, He found a gun. A shot gun.

chucks A WHOOPIE CUSHION AT THE PERSON BELOW AND ABOVE.

{{ IM LAUGHING WHAT EVEN IS THIS GAME