When *that* dance mom complains about a $10 price increase and then you overhear her kid telling the whole team about how they just went on their 25th cruise, the fourth one this year alone….🧐🧐🧐

Since when did the dance world become more about aesthetics than actual creativity and movement?!

I promise that you don’t need 3 solos.

If you’re winning 1st and 2nd in the Advanced Teen Solo division…you don’t need to be dancing with 9-10 year olds. 😂

Nothing like a routine about a threesome on a Sunday morning!!!

We are poor. Leave us alone.

How many Barbie routines will I see today?!

Walking is the new dancing I guess

Hip hop is so much more that booty pops. Please do better.

Exploiting kids’ trauma for the sake of your own choreo goals is fucking unhinged.

Is it weird that my mom never wishes me a happy Mother’s Day?? 💀😂 #loltrauma

Girl: oh I haven’t danced since I was 5! *proceeds to enroll in Advanced 2*

ugh

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Some of us are winning gold medals right now…and some of us are getting bitched at for competition casting. Olympics of a different kind.

Not a Mormon dance…

We as a community HAVE to retire Taylor the Latte Boy.

I’m shocked at how many teams have not hit their turns… #udanationals2026

Not a white girl dancing to Sweet Georgia Brown.