hitting every red light in downtown tulsa might be my 13th reason

craving a fountain rooster booster at 4am is such unfortunate oklahoma girl behavior

i’m living it

and what about girls trusted by schizophrenics and the homeless

Sometimes I feel as though my entire purpose on this app is to spread pecos bill & glizzy goddess’s thoughts to maybe 4 more people 😌🤙🏻

it’s my birthday!!!!!

here’s something I’m drawing for fun 🙂

More of Julien and Lucy at The New Yorker Fest After Party a few nights ago! via Amanda Petrusich

Here's to pumpkin spice and everything nice! 🧡

let’s fucking goooooo

used my girlfriend’s makeup as inspo for my nails today and it’s so cutieeeee

“Eat shit and die, Ricky!” “Eat shit and live, Bill.” SLEEPAWAY CAMP was released today in 1983

if a man asks me a question and responds to my answer with “are you sure?” i will lie to his face so fast, idgaf what we are talking about

it’s me and my bottle of kewpie mayo against the world

spent the last 5 weeks FaceTiming my gf after my bar shifts while she was having breakfast and now she’s back in the dumb same time zone as me but still 200+ miles away and I just have to 🙄go to bed☹️