Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
It's also the day I'm leaving Twitter. Elon + Dumpster = #byebyetwitter for me.

Just heard Erin Maye Quade ‘s name on waitwait!

Hey Jazz88 KBEM are you sure that was diana greenleaf «how it feels to be free»? Thought it was nina simone.

#ArrestWillSmith

For the kids watching at home: A tasteless joke does not entitle you to assault another person. Calling this behaviour 'manly' is #ToxicMasculinity #WillSmith #Oscars

After attacking Chris Rock he’s gonna cry and claim he’s protecting his family?!!? Fuck him. Fuck Will Smith. #Oscars #Oscars 2022 #Oscar2022 #WillSmith

#WillSmith is just naking excuses for his bad behavior.

Today I decided to rebook a flight on Delta. I cancelled my original booking and fell into a pit of frustrating runaround. Now, the companion cert I was using 'isn't valid on that flight market.' Delta wins. I'm a sucker who has to pay full price or stay home.

Why do i have to do math to watch olympics slopestyle? #insidebaseball #justcallitatriple NBC News

#Openingceremony #Olympics2022 thank god that classical music greatest hits soundtrack is over.

The musical backdrop to the opening ceremony parade of nations was not curated. It is a greatest hits playlist of western classical music. #lazy #Olympics

NEW: U.S. health regulators authorized the first pill against COVID-19, a Pfizer drug that Americans will be able to take at home. strib.mn/3ExQvzz

BREAKING: Fears for condemned Tiananmen Massacre monument as University of Hong Kong erects barricades around statue overnight

hongkongfp.com/2021/12/22/bre… Jens Galschiøt The University of Hong Kong

Someone check Donald’s pockets.

BREAKING NEWS:
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Ressa and Dmitry Muratov for their efforts to safeguard freedom of expression, which is a precondition for democracy and lasting peace.

#NobelPrize #NobelPeacePrize

We like our new tower fan but hate the smiling vic sotto sticker that won’t come off. #MyHanabishi

#aze thats enough now. #Eurovision

Loooooove iceland - the ANTI-Eurovision. #ice #Eurovision

Being one of the big 5 guarantees a finals appearance but they never win. Must be cause we only hear them once. #Eurovision

NORWAY ARE THE FIRST QUALIFIER TO THE #EUROVISION GRAND FINAL! 🇳🇴