Gosh I dont want to work today..... i just wanna sleep in my bed and do nothing with my life!!

Loser of fantasy football has to enlist in the army this season

NFL marketing department

coming outside to get my “dinner for two” from the grubhub driver x.com/jessmcmxci/sta…

Sandwich is more dry than them biscuits 🥴

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m really busy watching this 45 minute video of someone deep cleaning an old rug

To answer all your questions, yes Thanksgiving year 7 is planned out! See you guys Thursday! 🦃🖤

Today is my 32nd birthday. Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves. Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

We all won 🫶🏾. I want to give back an ounce of the love y'all showed me. Proceeds of this shirt will go to first-responders and the UC Trauma Center. Go get yours! DidWeWin.shop

Grateful for the awesome care I received at UCMC. Happy to be back in Buffalo. The docs and nurses at Buffalo General have already made me feel at home! 🏩🫶🏾.

No one fights alone! He shaves off his own hair in solidarity with a cancer patient.

Mexico's famous search and rescue dogs are currently flying to Turkey following the devastating earthquakes Monday morning. Their mission is to save lives. 14/10 for all. Our hearts are with everyone affected ❤️

The call Emmanuel Forbes Jr💫⚡️ was waiting for BIG 100 - Home of the Washington Commanders | #HTTC

They look like the front of a party city costume pack

Ormond Gigli, an American photographer, captured the renowned image known as "Girls in the Windows" in 1960. This photograph showcases a lineup of women positioned in the windows of an abandoned building in New York City. Each woman is adorned in vibrant attire, gazing out

So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die?

This is Buehrle. He is a master of disguise. No one finds him unless he wants to be found. 13/10

This dog was spotted supporting their local library. Thinks access to free sticks is so important. 12/10

This is Axel. Early one morning, he jumped in his parents’ bed to wake them up. When they reluctantly got up to let him out, he didn’t want to go. Instead he stopped in front of the bedroom door of their teen son, Gabriel, and wouldn’t move. Inside, Gabriel was having a stroke...

You’re emailing me? It’s December 18th and you’re EMAILING me??????