I’ve bought a lot of dumb ishhh but at least I never bought an article of clothing that said “good vibes only”

iykyk #ripvine

If there is one person on this entire planet that I do not & will not ever give an ishh about is Wendy Williams

when life shoves its foot up my ass, I buy a pie, take a bite & all is well once again. There still might be a hole in my ceiling but I have pie so 🤷🏻‍♀️

I never intend to eat the whole chocolate bunny but when I look over at the thing with no ears, I feel obligated to put the poor guy out of his misery. Buona Pasqua friends 🐰🌸

seems like every time I look at my phone today, a famous person is dead so happy birthday to me wow

I am very confused what is going on in this god forsaken city today like ....... ??

I’ll wear my crocs any & every where thank yew 💋

at this point arrest me cause prisoners can do more in jail than we can do out here

working at a daycare is both rewarding & exhausting

came home to my mom & grandma crying tears of joy 🥰 FUCK YOU DEREK CHAUVIN #GUILTY

Queens Coach home fries are what keeps me going I swear

I hope I have all boys cause I cannot deal with the way girls are now, I can’t imagine how much worse it will be when I have a daughter oh my lord

someone let me know when they put Frijoles on Skip the Dishes

before the pandemic I was working 2 jobs, none stop doubles & now I can’t go in for a 3 hour shift without wanting to ✨bawl my eyes out ✨

here me out …. an app that updates to let you know how long the line is at a store you wanna go to cause let me tell ya, I am getting aggravated :) thank yew

I feel like all I do is clean but nothing is ever clean y’know??

how does someone get bronchitis twice in a month ?? Asking for myself cause I’m dying ✨ thank yew ✨

I’d like to thank my Lord & Saviour Betty White for the extra day off 🙌🏼 happy 100th angel #bettywhiteout2022

not even 24 hours apart of each other lol I’m still collecting my jaw from the fkn ground