if you’ve spent multiple years on hinge in DC, having severe face blindness is actually evolutionarily advantageous

psychiatrist put me on a higher dose of adderall

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

logan circle closed all spring for repairs, meanwhile, the benches in dupont circle…

god gives women so many battles… and you’re telling me i have to wash my makeup brushes?

To be honest sometimes I don't even need a coffee, I just want to spend $5.50

luna, aka the sweetest girl in the whole world, is available for adoption. her family had to surrender her bc they were deported. if you’re in the DMV area feeling helpless in the face of this administration and looking for a friend, consider Luna! ffgw.org/adopt-a-cat/#a…

dressing for the male gays (accidentally crashing gay wine night)

OUT: work wife IN: corporate cousin (surface level small talk, knowing looks when authority figures act a little crazy, accidentally get drunk around them at an event and discover each others interiority never to be discussed again)

choosing when to buy a plane ticket rn feels as high stakes as investing in the stock market

BREAKING: MAN SHOT BY IPHONE 8

partiful is so over… it’s all about text blasting the 19 people you know in the geographic area with iphones

How to Ethically Manage Your Live-In Butler in a Studio Apartment

Bitches dont be named shit like Maureen anymore and that Is a problem

having a really bad sunburn sucks because it makes it so incredibly hard to serve a chic look