“put your tool belt down and put your fun pants on”

you stalked my whole life on the board walk

hey who would i have to contact to beg someone to add time stamps during episodes of jersey shore

“i dont think i’ve ever made a paper plane in my entire life. i wanna get a tattoo of one though”

this fucking sucks

“you think asking questions is safe for you right now?”

“you know how people be locked in? i’m locked out”

Sometimes I just go through my tik tok reposts and smile with pride

“Alexa, no”

Mikayla at 8am: well I’m distraught because I left my Parmesan cheese at home

“I’m gonna spend $50 on ringtones” -my sister

“I’m sorry” “for what?” “I’m not really sure”

“Hold on a hot minute, I gotta show this group my ringtones”

I’d walk down the aisle to we are the world

I fear for my YouTube watch history to become public knowledge

when I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while

i hope life feels like this in 2026

“Give me the money to not do something. That’s what I was built for.” Katya same twin

People still saying “on a date kinda nervous” is fucking bananas. It wasn’t funny then, it’s even less funny now when it’s a picture of your mid spouse at a mid restaurant.

Un'alba buia per l'Italia. Il giorno dopo la mancata qualificazione. Di nuovo. Com'è possibile con così tanto talento? Mi sento male per conto della nazione. 🇮🇹❤️