We’re currently fostering the world’s most criminal cat and this is a thread of his various exploits over the last month.

I need people to understand that “6 weeks pregnant” is actually only two weeks—it’s counted from the first day of your last period.

And pregnancy tests only consistently work after—you guessed it—two weeks.

You do not have six weeks to choose. You have five minutes.

Excellent thread.

Except for the fact that it is very much not just international students, but care workers, Brits with foreign families, and all sorts of migrant workers, as well as refugees ofc, who have been impacted by this government’s idiotic assault on migrant rights.

THREAD: What is happening in UK universities is astonishing. Right now about quarter of universities are laying off staff. Almost all universities expect to make a loss this year. And the entire thing is happening in an effort to deceive the population about migration statistics.

Huge.

ICC Prosecutor going after conduct of hostilities crimes in Ukraine.

Gaza next, I hope.

First, read the note. Second, go to Settings > Privacy and Safety > Direct Messages > Disable Calls.

You’re welcome.

So...Mammals normally store fat under the skin in an even layer, but camels evolved to pile fat in one spot, so the rest of their bodies can stay cool in the desert.

Why don't other desert animals do this?

Well, they do.... but for some reason, we never talk about them.....…

Wreckage of an ancient ship found on an Orkney beach may have been buried under the sand for centuries until, like Skara Brae, it’s been uncovered by winter storms. Thanks to Sanday resident Jonathan Hines for this video.
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#orkney #wreck

Israel's justification? On February 20, 'an Israeli tank fired on a house sheltering MSF International colleagues and their families,' killing one woman and injuring six, 'five of whom were women or children. Bullets were also fired at the clearly marked MSF building.' msf.org/msf-strongly-c…

The Orkney Dairy in the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Just the Prime Minister tweeting out a link under the guise of helpful tax information that will allow his political party to capture your data, nothing to see here. Use the official government one or better still, an independent site. This is the stuff of rogue states.

All these street dogs should be dead. But instead they had comebacks and spent Christmas with families all over the world...

King Whacker, Hope, Lottie, Mcmuffin, Lady Diana, Buttons, Sunshine Bear, Moritz, Rodney, Brad Pitt, Lady and Mick Jagger. 🥰🙏

The Dogs of 2023

#TopNivose punning

Definitely #TopNivose for prettiness

I mean, nice of the cat to do its share of the driving 😉

With thanks to Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ for enabling another year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas , I've just donated to help Centrepoint carry on offering their services.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Already started laughing about #DuvetKnowItsChristmas to myself and it hasn’t even started yet. I bloody love it.

It took a second, worried, re-read of this tweet to understand that the subject of the subsequent clauses was the toys, not the kids.