kendall roy ass tweet

13 years ago, Snooki and JWoww wrote Sammi an 'anonymous' letter that told her Ronnie was cheating on her in 'Jersey Shore'

That’s one of the most exhilarating 25 mins title fights. One of the best women’s title fights ever

so he told Leslie and Faith and he’s in love with them and not Theresa… #TheGoldenBachelor

Me every time we get to the final 3 and the “I love you”s start coming out #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

Possibly the wildest part of Amy Schumer’s “comments on” post was declaring herself as the most successful female comedian of all time. Joan, Moms, Lucille, Wanda, Whitney, Iliza, Ali, Tina, Amy, and Sarah would all like a word ma’am. Might be the funniest joke Amy ever made.

take me back

bro scaring the hoes in the animal kingdom

summer of 2018 I randomly could not stop drinking strawberitas and a year or two ago there was a class action lawsuit but I obviously didn’t save any receipts so I simply submitted this picture of myself not thinking anything would happen and it just paid out lol

After watching Sprint on Netflix, all I can think about is how badly I want a full documentary dedicated only to Allyson Felix 🤘🏼

you literally have a wife scumbag lol Barack Obama

i know he was happy asf they asked him to juggle those tomatoes

age gap april middle aged may just a number june juicy july age difference august sexualize that old man september older man october #needthat november dick me down december justified january fuck me february midlife crisis march